Classic Cock: A classic cock for a classic problem, this phallic amulet protects against men undermining and speaking over you. Users have experienced a significant reduction in mansplaining and patronising remarks from males in close proximity*

Skinny Dick: What this prick lacks in girth, it certainly makes up for in its power to prevent unsolicited dick pics arriving in your inbox. Worn regularly guarantees 100% decrease in these unwanted images*.

Heavy Hanger: A double ended double effective phallic amulet. This duo is a force to be reckoned with, working together to remove the pay gap. Worn regularly for as little as 3 weeks you will see  your pay check match your male coworkers*  Some users have even reported more job opportunities in male saturated work environments.

*Disclaimer- All statements made are in jest. wearing this jewellery might make you notice and respond differently to misogyny around you though 

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